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I’m driving down the street today, eating a Snickers bar. You know that creamy colored creamy stuff under the carmel? Well, I look down at my candy and the creamy stuff is this vile guacamole-puke green! What the !!#!!
Honestly, Schrek never entered my mind until after the chuck-it-out-the-window reflex lost to the that’s-my-damn-candy-bar reflex, and I looked down at the wrapper. Damn.
I’m still not sure eating the rest of it was the right decision.
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