So if you

haven’t ironed anything in a while, make sure to clean the dust off the iron before assulting the shirts. Really helps. Avoiding the two year old, who trys to pull the towel off the table is important also.
Oh, the two year old? I got him for Mothers Day. Makes me believe that God had a plan when he designed the human reproductive cycle. He gave you nine months to prepare for the little guys, and designed a system where you can learn as they do. They start out crawling, so by the time they can run, you are trained to run after them. They start learning words, and you learn what your child is trying to say, as they are learning to say it. Step into the speech thing in the middle, it’s like a different language. Huh? what was that? you want what?
Readjusting to the level of supervision needed is stressful too. Moments of panic when you look over where the child just was, and the kid pulled a Houdini on you. Good thing moms have eyes in the backs of their head.

15 May 2007 | Life | Comments