154 things because I haven’t traveled out of the US and a couple others were kinda stupid.
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink–damn right I have. Luckily, there weren’t many folks in there.
02. Climbed a mountain–many of them
03. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive– never, although I want to.
04. Been inside the Great Pyramid– no, but I want to.
05. Held a tarantula.—Oh hell no.
06. Taken a candlelit bath with someone–Nope.
07. Said ˜I love you” and meant it— yes.
08. Hugged a tree—Possibly, for support, but not because I had feelings for the tree
09. Done a striptease– Heh. Possibly.
10. Bungee jumped–Nope, and I don’t want to.
11. Watched a lightning storm at sea—Nope, and I don’t wanna
12. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise—Oh, yeah, many times.
13. Seen the Northern Lights– Yep.
14. Gone to a huge sports game—No.
15. Grown and eaten my own vegetables–Yes. Plenty of them.
16. Slept under the stars– Too many times to remember.
17. Changed a baby’s diaper– Yes. Didn’t like doing it, but I did it.
18. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon–No.
19. Watched a meteor shower– WOW! Several times.
20. Gotten drunk on champagne– Yes.
21. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope–Yes.
22. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment–No. Not really a giggler.
23. Had a food fight—No, unless whipped cream counts as food.
24. Bet on a winning horse–Yes.
25. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill– I plead the 5th.
26. Asked out a stranger—Not that I can remember
27. Had a snowball fight– Of course.
28. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier—No
29. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can–Yeah.
30. Held a lamb– yes.
31. Taken a midnight skinny dip– Once.
32. Taken an ice cold bath–Yeah, see #37.
33. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar– Yeah.
34. Seen a total eclipse– Yeah.
35. Rode on a roller coaster—NO!
36. Hit a home run–Yes.
37. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking? Yeah
38. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors—Sorta-what is considered an ancestor?
39. Visited all 50 states–Nope.
40. Loved your job for all accounts—Working on that.
41. Taken care of someone who was shit faced– Yes.
42. Had enough money to be truly satisfied– Yes.
43. Stolen a sign– I plead the 5th.
44. Taken a road-trip– Yeah. MANY of them.
45. Rock climbing–Yep.
46. Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice—Nope
47. Midnight walk on the beach—Depends on what constitutes “Beach”
48. Sky diving– No, and I never will jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
49. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love–Nope.
50. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them–Yes.
51. Bench pressed your own weight– Nope.
52. Milked a cow–Yeah.
53. Alphabetized your CD’s—No.
54. Pretended to be a superhero– Yeah, with my kid.
55. Sung karaoke—Sorta.
56. Lounged around in bed all day—Not all day. But a good part of a day.
57. Posed nude in front of strangers– Nope.
58. Scuba diving–No. But I want to.
59. Got it on to Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye–No.
60. Kissed in the rain–Of course.
61. Played in the mud–Damn Right.
62. Played in the rain–Damn Right.
63. Gone to a drive-in theater–Yeah.
64. Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it.–Yep.
65. Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to known about your blog has discovered your blog–Yep.
66. Started a business–Yes?
67. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken–No.
68. Toured ancient sites–Kinda.
69. Taken a martial arts class–No.
70. Swordfought for the honor of a woman–No.
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight–No.
72. Gotten married.
73. Crashed a party– Who? Me?
74. Loved someone you shouldn’t have– Nope.
75. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy–I think so.
76. Gotten divorced–No
77. Had sex at the office–Never.
78. Gone without food for 5 days–No. Don’t plan on it either.
79. Made cookies from scratch–Yep.
80. Won first prize in a costume contest–No.
81. Gotten a tattoo–No.
82. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on—Yes.
83. Rafted the Snake River—No and I don’t plan on it. Now fishing the Snake can happen.
84. Been on television news programs as an “expert”—Sorta.
85. Got flowers for no reason– No, but I have sent flowers for no reason.
86. Got so drunk you don’t remember anything–I don’t remember doing that.
87. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug–nope
88. Performed on stage—Hell no.
89. Recorded music– Nope
90. Eaten shark–Yes.
91. Had a one-night stand—BWHAHAHAHA!!! No. Never.
92. Seen Siouxsie live–Never heard of whoever that it.
93. Bought a house—Just one.
94. Been in a combat zone—No.
95. Buried one/both of your parents– No.
96. Been on a cruise ship–No, not yet.
97. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone–Yes.
98. Bounced a check–I may have, but it was the banks fault. Really.
99. Read - and understood - your credit report—Yeah, that’s a good time.
100. Raised children– Well, I’m trying.
101. Created and named your own constellation of stars–That’s just ridiculous.
102. Found out something significant that your ancestors did–Yes.
103. Called or written your Congress person–Yes.
104. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over–Yep
104. …more than once? - More than thrice?—Just twice.
105. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking–Hell, yes!
106. Had an abortion or your female partner did—Hell no.
107. Had plastic surgery–No
108. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived—Ah, sorta!
109. Wrote articles for a large publication—No
110. Lost over 100 pounds–Hell, no.
111. Held someone while they were having a flashback—Not exactly.
112. Piloted an airplane–No.
113. Broken someone’s heart– Yes.
114. Helped an animal give birth–Yes.
115. Been fired or laid off from a job—Nope.
116. Won money on a T.V. game show–No.
117. Broken a bone– Yes
118. Rode on a motorcycle–Yes.
119. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph—Pretty likely.
120. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced– Only by surgeons.
121. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol– BWHAHAHA!!! Of course not.
122. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild— Yes.
123. Rode a horse—Many times.
124. Had major surgery— Is two C sections “major?”
125. Had sex on a moving train– Not yet.
126. Had a snake as a pet—No.
127. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours–I don’t remember. I was asleep.
128. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days–No.
129. Eaten kangaroo meat–Not yet.
130. Eaten sushi– No.
131. Had your picture in the newspaper— Yes, a few times.
132. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime—No.
133. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about–Yes.
134. Gotten someone fired for their actions—Yes.
135. Gone back to school–No.
136. Parasailed–No
137. Changed your name– Does being “firefly” count?
138. Petted a cockroach–FUCK NO!!!
139. Eaten fried green tomatoes—No, and I don’t want to.
140. Read The Iliad– Yes. and The Odyssey, too.
141. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read–No. Didn’t miss one.
142. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them–No.
143. …and got 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you–No.
144. Taught yourself an art from scratch—depends on what is considered “an art”.
145. Killed and prepared an animal for eating–Yes.
146. Skipped all your school reunions–Yes. And I’ll probably skip the rest of them.
147. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language–Yes.
148. Been elected to public office–No.
149. Written your own computer language– HELL NO!
150. Built your own PC from parts–No.
151. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you–No. Well, maybe sorta.
152: Dyed your hair–Yes.
153: Been a DJ–No
154: Been arrested—I plead the 5th.
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