Archives for 24 August 2006
And just a few more…
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go […]
Cape Breton Style
A Cape Bretoner visited a brothel in Toronto and decided to approach a prostitute.
He asked her, how much do you charge for the hour?
$100, she replied.
Do you do Cape Breton style?
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, I’ll pay you $300 to do it Cape Breton style.
Again […]
Murphy’s Lesser-Known Dictums
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
If you lined up all the cars in the […]
I want to know..
how you lose one shoe. On the side of the street.
Driving down the street the other day, there is one black boot lying on the doohicky in the center of the road.
Is there a problem with this shoe?
Why just the one? It’s not like there is a reason to toss one and not the other-most […]