Archives for August 2006
Well the first day of school wasn’t too bad. I did…
Well the first day of school wasn’t too bad. I didn’t even cry when I droped my little girl off. The boy is used to the whole deal, so he was like, later Mom. Today my girl got a little clingy when I was leaving, but later she told me she had a great day. […]
Man, I feel like I am running uphill in quicksand …
Man, I feel like I am running uphill in quicksand some days.
This weekend fishing was great. I caught a limit of walleyes and my other half didn’t. This has never happened before. I wanted that sixth fish so damn bad, just so I could rub it in that I caught part of HIS limit! But […]
And just a few more…
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go […]
Cape Breton Style
A Cape Bretoner visited a brothel in Toronto and decided to approach a prostitute.
He asked her, how much do you charge for the hour?
$100, she replied.
Do you do Cape Breton style?
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, I’ll pay you $300 to do it Cape Breton style.
Again […]
Murphy’s Lesser-Known Dictums
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
If you lined up all the cars in the […]
I want to know..
how you lose one shoe. On the side of the street.
Driving down the street the other day, there is one black boot lying on the doohicky in the center of the road.
Is there a problem with this shoe?
Why just the one? It’s not like there is a reason to toss one and not the other-most […]
So this post is a day late. Sue me.
I’m still tired from Sunday. It started just like a normal day-I woke up.
And then I remembered it was my daughter’s birthday.
Now those of you who have been around a bit will remember, I procrastinate. But really, early is a good time to go to WalMart! Except by the time I got there it wasn’t […]
If anyone is interested…
I finally started putting pictures on flickr. Nothing exciting, and I don’t know how to get you there, so just search gffirefly I guess.
Whatcha think?
A social experiment
Well, every time I try to write something I get interrupted. And I have been wasting time on working and such. However, one of those problems will soon change, and the other will (hopefully) get worse.
Any how, read a post on another blog about what makes a good or bad site. I have been thinking […]